Careers
Join a team where 'work-life balance' means you'll think about work even when you're trying to sleep.
Why Work Here?
Competitive salary (we compete to see how low we can go)
Flexible hours (we're flexible about whether we pay you for them)
Free parking (in the field behind the building, watch out for the goat)
Employee discount (10% off all stuffing services -- you'll need it after working here)
Open Positions
Junior Stuffer
Full-time
Requirements: Strong stomach, weak moral compass, own pair of rubber gloves. Experience preferred but honestly we'll take anyone at this point.
Receptionist
Part-time
Must be comfortable lying to customers about turnaround times. Ability to maintain a straight face when people cry is essential. Hazard pay not included.
Social Media Manager
Contract
Help us maintain an online presence without getting cancelled. Previous experience in crisis management a plus. You will be the crisis.
Delivery Driver
Part-time
Must have own vehicle and be comfortable transporting things that make people stare at you at traffic lights. CDL not required. Courage is.