Our Services
We offer a comprehensive range of pet preservation services, all performed by people who have touched a dead animal at least once.
Basic Stuffing
We hollow out your pet, stuff it with premium polyester fill, and sew it back up. Results may vary. Eyes definitely will.
Premium Preservation
Our deluxe service includes glass eyes, a lifelike pose of your choosing, and a custom mahogany base. Your pet will look almost alive, which is honestly the most unsettling option.
Animatronic Upgrade
We install servos and a motion sensor so your pet can turn its head when guests walk by. Nothing says 'welcome to my home' like a dead cat tracking you across the room.
Pet Jewellery
We compress your pet's ashes into a gemstone you can wear. Finally, a conversation starter that makes people slowly back away from you.
Freeze Dry
Industrial freeze-drying for a more 'natural' look. Warning: do not microwave to thaw.
Pet Rugs
Turn your beloved pet into a luxurious floor covering. It's what they would have wanted, probably.