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Dave "Steady Hands" McTavish

Founder & Head Stuffer

Dave founded Pet Stuffers after being let go from three veterinary clinics for 'creative differences.' His steady hands are a myth -- he just works slowly enough that the shaking averages out.

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Karen Threadsworth

Senior Seamstress

Karen joined us from the Build-A-Bear workshop, where she was fired for 'taking things too literally.' She brings a level of enthusiasm to her work that frankly concerns us.

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Dr. Alan Nope

Quality Assurance

Alan is not a real doctor. He did, however, stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. He checks each finished product to make sure it looks 'close enough,' a standard he invented himself.

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Brenda Flintlock

Customer Relations

Brenda handles all 5,408+ complaints with the warmth and empathy of someone who has been dead inside for years. She types at 140 WPM, mostly the word 'no.'

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Intern Steve

Intern (Unpaid)

Steve has been our intern for 3 years. He keeps asking about a full-time position. We keep pretending we can't hear him. His main duties include holding things and being blamed.

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Mr. Whiskers

Office Cat (Stuffed)

Mr. Whiskers was our office cat until the unfortunate incident of 2023. He now serves as both a mascot and a cautionary tale. Employee of the month, every month, because he can't complain about it.