Meet the Team
A group of passionate individuals who couldn't get jobs anywhere else.
Dave "Steady Hands" McTavish
Dave founded Pet Stuffers after being let go from three veterinary clinics for 'creative differences.' His steady hands are a myth -- he just works slowly enough that the shaking averages out.
Karen Threadsworth
Karen joined us from the Build-A-Bear workshop, where she was fired for 'taking things too literally.' She brings a level of enthusiasm to her work that frankly concerns us.
Dr. Alan Nope
Alan is not a real doctor. He did, however, stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. He checks each finished product to make sure it looks 'close enough,' a standard he invented himself.
Brenda Flintlock
Brenda handles all 5,408+ complaints with the warmth and empathy of someone who has been dead inside for years. She types at 140 WPM, mostly the word 'no.'
Intern Steve
Steve has been our intern for 3 years. He keeps asking about a full-time position. We keep pretending we can't hear him. His main duties include holding things and being blamed.
Mr. Whiskers
Mr. Whiskers was our office cat until the unfortunate incident of 2023. He now serves as both a mascot and a cautionary tale. Employee of the month, every month, because he can't complain about it.