Terms & Conditions

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using this website, you agree to these terms. By breathing near our building, you also agree to these terms. There is no escape.

2. Services

Pet Stuffers provides taxidermy services for deceased animals. We cannot stress the word 'deceased' enough. Please do not bring us live animals. We've had to put up a sign.

3. Liability

Pet Stuffers is not responsible for: emotional distress, nightmares, relationship breakdowns caused by your new stuffed pet, the look on the postman's face, or any incident involving the animatronic upgrade and unsuspecting house guests.

4. Returns & Refunds

All sales are final. We cannot un-stuff your pet. Science hasn't figured that one out yet. Neither have we.

5. Quality Guarantee

We guarantee that your stuffed pet will resemble an animal. We do not guarantee it will resemble YOUR animal.

6. Intellectual Property

All content, designs, and nightmares inspired by this website are the property of Pet Stuffers Ltd.

7. Privacy

See our Privacy Policy, which is the only serious page on this website, and frankly, it's lonely.

8. Dispute Resolution

All disputes will be settled by arm wrestling. Dave is undefeated.

9. Modifications

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to: boredom.