Pricing
The only thing we stuff more than your pets is our profit margins.
Budget Buddy
For the pet owner on a budget
$199
- Basic stuffing (newspaper and hope)
- One standard pose (sitting or lying down)
- Plastic eyes (googly optional, +$5)
- Complimentary air freshener
- 7-day turnaround (or whenever we get around to it)
Most Popular
Premium Paws
Our most popular package, which says a lot about our customers
$499
- Premium polyester fill
- Glass eyes (we'll try to match the originals)
- Custom pose of your choosing
- Mahogany display base
- Name plaque (spelled correctly 60% of the time)
- 3-day turnaround
- 1 free complaint
The Full Resurrection
For when money is no object but taste apparently is
$1,299
- Everything in Premium Paws
- Animatronic head movement
- Built-in Bluetooth speaker
- Motion-activated greeting: 'I'm still here'
- LED eyes (red or green)
- 24-hour turnaround
- Priority complaint hotline
Add-Ons
Antler upgrade (any species) +$49
Santa hat (seasonal) +$15
Wheels (for mobility) +$79
Voice box ('I love you' on loop) +$39
Extra legs +$29/leg
Wings (non-functional) +$99
Glitter finish +$19
Tiny top hat +$12
All prices are subject to change based on how we're feeling that day. Prices do not include tax, shipping, therapy, or the emotional toll on your family. No refunds, because gross.